Phoenix xoxo

26/ she/her

[Angela ⟢ @luxangelae]

This feels like an apt piece for the present time

[mary ana @evermoremary]

“clichês são chatos”

eu quando ocorre um crime em uma mansão remota durante uma noite tempestuosa e o assassino só pode estar entre os convidados do rolê

[tin @tinartss]

this is above their pay grade

[coquito ✨ @cqtlatte]

twt image limit removed!!!! :o Mona from 2022-2026

[lia ᓚᘏᗢ @miauiz]

togachako attack!!!!

[crazziie.bluismie 🫧 @bluismie]

"The currencies that flow through this land are my flesh and blood..."

#Zhongli

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

I hope they sacrificed outlook to save ao3

[austin @jesuissupreme]

Microsoft Outlook outage when I’m having an absolute nightmare of a workday

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

My most Catholic trait is that I believe you should never, ever regard yourself as a good person. This is where hubris and fallibility arises

[ruaidhri @ruaidhriart]

🥲✊🏻

#ao3down #arcane

[Jakob @DominguezCaddy]

Me af when the 3pm Teams Meeting gets canceled

[Anna...stasya ❄️ @tatataliya]

zhongli slowly descending like this is the sexiest he's ever been

[Callie Wake @wokemobfootball]

Just got word from Woke 3 headquarters:
First act of Congress is going to be changing the names of North and South Carolina to Top and Bottom Carolina

[owen crews @nevo1st]

Everyone’s obsessed with Blue Texas but nobody gaf about Zayn Oklahoma

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.

[jujupilled @mimichuu_08]

I'm sorry but ur in their territory, not the other way around

[Natalie from Internet @NataliiSpeaks]

Congratulations on James Tallarico, the first American to work on Sonic the Hedgehog, being elected to the United States Senate!

I hope your mother is very proud.

[Ruru @htwheelz]

They’re bringing bkdk yaoi into the college curriculum in Texas tomorrow 😭😭😭

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

we can't do "it's not my job to educate you" this go around, woke 3.0 we are all volunteer teachers

[꙳𖢔 𝓐𝓵𝓲 *❆•꙳⋆ has maggots for brains @starfushii]

TEXAS IS BLUE SOMEONE DRAW SASUKE PREGNANT THIS IS URGENT