guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy
girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay
socmed hollanov au where ilya is subtweeting about shane throughout their whole situationship like “my girl mad at me, hope i die” type shit and shane whose social media allergic has no idea he’s tweeting about him until after the cottage when they get serious