*scrolls* man i wish i drew like that... *scrolls* man i wish i drew like that... *scrolls* man i wish i drew like that... *scrolls* man i wish i drew like that... *scrolls* man i wish i drew like that...
Random, pest would probably hate being in the front stage in some rock band au or something, purely for the reason a gal threw her bra and it got stuck on his horns. So now there he is scrambling to get it off and untangle it while hoping he doesn’t mess up and embarrass himself
unironically my favorite regretevator ship was made for fun and to fuck around and now i need to be lobotomized because it's too rare. one day i will make them content
Kid: momma what’s a website builder? 🤔
Me: it’s a great thing i used to use! 🥰
Kid: do you have a pic?😍
Me: yes 😎
Kid: but that’s uncle carrd! And auntie rentry…AND THAT’S MOMMY! 😲
*door opens*
strawpage: wallahi you have no gimmicks