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lover of oversharing, lesbians, oropharyngeal anatomy & weird creatures

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

journal factory exploded again :-/

[kitti @dolledkitti]

if we're arguing and you start unbuttoning your shirt and unbuckling your belt ill fold instantly

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

hate to report i have a crush on this girl but her social media is flooded w posts abt how she loves being single 😭😭😭 i can’t win against the freedom of being single 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

btw i told the gf& she said she dumped them but now they are in each others insta bios lmao 😭😭😭 like ok i guess

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

they just got her lips tattooed on their neck 😄 but they were begging to see me all last week ??? i met a ton of their friends & all their coworkers WHO KNEW THE GF!!!!!! #happypride #iminhell

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

got a hand photo during a normal conversation & trying to act very normal abt it but feeling #insane #needher

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

went on a first date w someone who is out-freaking me & i’m genuinely scared like this isn’t supposed to happen why am i anxious abt what to say

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

they just got her lips tattooed on their neck 😄 but they were begging to see me all last week ??? i met a ton of their friends & all their coworkers WHO KNEW THE GF!!!!!! #happypride #iminhell

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

went out to go see my hookup at work (bartender) & they proceeded to introduce me to their gf 😄🔫 having so much fun 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

went out to go see my hookup at work (bartender) & they proceeded to introduce me to their gf 😄🔫 having so much fun 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

been on such a dry humping run that i’m on a medical break bc my coochie is so bruised :-((

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

went out to the gay bars w a FWB & multiple ppl said we looked hot together. like yeah bby that’s why we’re fuckin

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

my fav eater is in my phone acting desperate and pathetic bc she’s been traveling for a week <3

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

waiter waiter more perverted thoughts about women please

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

like sorry this is how u find out ur friend is a sub 😭😭😭😭 her acting all dom w y’all is a lie. she would have licked my boots immediately if i asked 😭😭

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

ran into one of my #hoes out w her friends & she wanted to take me home so i said if she begs and she literally got on both knees and started begging in front of her friends

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

her friends were just onlooking like

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

having friends who are self-described as “prudes” /aromantic/asexual/minimal dating experience when ur being an actual hoe rlly does make u want to die sometimes. i feel like a pervert (derogatory) talking to them 😄🔫

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

imagine u r me & it’s 9 am. ur coworker is back from a 2 month leave & the first thing she says to you is “you look so tired” and then says “did you have a lot of sex (this weekend)? i bet you had lots of sex” like ok welcome back queen ??

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

gave a gorgeous person my number & then literally never texted them back & it’s been almost 2 weeks & i’m just realizing do we think she’ll accept me w open arms :-(

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

lesbian sex will have u waking up at 4 am so ur hookup can head to their blue collar job

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

me this past wknd 😄

[kiki☆ @iwannaeaturmind]

i wanna be fingered so hard that i can’t stop shaking

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @lesbogothshrek]

have to go to work today & act like i didn’t have the nastiest lesbian sex this weekend :/