In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created
kaelin was sassing me so I wrapped my legs around her torso and squeezed (as one does) and the following convo ensued-
k: damn you have strong ass legs
me: I could kick a horse to death
k: you can certainly beat one
FUCKING DRAG MEEEEEEEEEE LMAO