lance 🔞

⚧︎ freaked out lesbo ⚢ some bullshit with fur

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

i ❤️ you

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

gf lost her lighter for like 5 minutes and i looked all over for it and it was under her stomach 🤤😵‍💫😊

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@girlishdog i got u 😊😊😊😊💋💋💋

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

my life is best lived surrounded by fat sweaty girls i can feed and intox and make dumb 24/7

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

wake up pack a bowl jack off pack a bowl eat something pack a bowl jack off pack a bowl scroll twitter pack a bowl jack off pack a bowl scroll twitter pack a bowl eat a snack pack a bowl fall asleep

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@girlishdog so true

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

there's like 3 men who get that bc they're friends or have been in this account for like a year

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

i don't follow or interact with most cis men unless u pay me Sorry xx

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@girlishdog juno is the worlds tiniest puppy

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@meowpuptummy oomfs a good puppy !!!!

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

good morning where's my kiss ?

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@binstamps which is a heavy fucking unit so

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@binstamps #tbh u look comparable to my biggest dildo LOL

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@somethingisthes thank u i grew it myself

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

need a stress ball ?

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@sukebanbarbie thank God

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@brows3r_g4l get fatter 🌀🌀🌀🌀 get more useless 🌀🌀🌀🌀 eating and drinking and touching are the biggest pleasures in your life 🌀🌀🌀🌀

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

slobby fat sister but it's not rly her fault she's like that after all you're the one who groomed her into being a fat cow, the least you can do is get her another soda

[large marge @bigolmargaret]

good afternoon it's saturday let's talk about slobby fat sisters

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@brows3r_g4l hungry girl think of key 💭💭

[lance 🔞 @lesboyishdog]

@brows3r_g4l the real reason i squish is so any part of me can be rutting handles :P