Lucy Brazier

Writer - Christmas at River Cottage (out 14th Oct) Mainly laying around on Instagram as brazier.lucy

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@FMelroseWriter Love to join

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@JonnyGeller Two people meet but they don’t fall in love. Then they meet again, become friends and then fall out because they secretly love each other. Then they stop being silly and get together forever.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@JonnyGeller You know when you were little and you put your hand up, and then tucked your other hand into your armpit, to raise your arm even higher. Maybe perched on one bum cheek. That.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@NigelBarden You are so generous and supportive, the loveliest shout out, thank you. And great to hear everyone enjoying the fabulous @farmercopley squash too.

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Excited to be dishing up a Festive Stuffed Pumpkin with Vegan Gravy to @simonmayo @Mattm_Williams @suzipurdie 6.05pm @greatesthitsuk Recipe is from the comprehensive ‘Christmas at RiverCottage’ by @lesbraz Lucy Brazier this is a fabulous book 👏 Ace pumpkin is from @farmercopley

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@NigelBarden @simonmayo @Mattm_Williams @suzipurdie @greatesthitsuk @farmercopley Thank you so much and can’t wait to listen in later! That pumpkin is perfect and I think you’re going to love the vegan gravy 😍🤩

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@suzanne_moore I made quite a name for myself practicing this at school. I was never bullied again because the kids thought I had special powers…

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@MissJessamyJane @lickedspoon I’m half packed… xx

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@lickedspoon Reminds me of pal in her first rental. Fridge making terrible noise so she calls her Dad who drives an hour to her. Moves the fridge slightly away from the wall where it has been reverberating. Gets back in the car and drives home.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@sarajcox At my birthday party years ago, when I was young enough not to want it to end, I was a hugging a pal goodbye and refusing to let go. We wobbled, toppled over and cleared the coffee table of glasses, still in a clinch. He said in my ear, I don’t think anyone noticed? Party ended.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@sarajcox Many years ago, in a theatre bar, I was randomly introduced to Robbie Williams. He, of course, needed no introduction and I said so blurting out ‘and of course you are... a god.’ To which he replied ‘thank you my child’ and marked the sign of the cross over my warm g&t.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@sarajcox I had a last min (not shotgun) wedding. A lovely pal of a pal stepped in to help with the dress. She measured me in the Soho Yo Sushi loos, then we bought the only fabric there was enough of. She has become an incredible wedding dress designer and I have managed to stay married.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@JonnyGeller I’m hoping that my death bed (when I am about 94 ish) is prolonged just so I can read more.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@cbcreative It was known as ‘observation greed’, the harmless pastime of people watching. It was one of the things she missed most in lockdown. That, and a flat white.
#LockdownLines

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@lickedspoon It’s the price I paid for attempting to look like Carrie Bradshaw. Kids, it’s not worth it.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@Susanna_Forrest My Braziers Not For Burning

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@SamEades I think I went for the same job... I was also asked by the assistant if I cried easily.

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@indiaknight So impressive. Had to google him to check but guessed he must be C4. As was chap who said DC had driven a coach and horses through the spirit of the thing. Had image of DC as a masked highwayman, whipping his sad nags...

[Lucy Brazier @lesbraz]

@indiaknight The bell tolled. Three times...