Deep Fried Rice

#Freelancer #consultant & #TCK who thrives in marketing, #socialmedia, and culture. Loves language. Consumes knowledge. Leveling up my nerdiness. Also #cats

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

I totally judge bananas by their peels.

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@Drawzer I have the app on my phone and I got notified via app and text message at 5:01p ET, pretty much immediately when the window opened.

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

WHAT? I won the #neweggshuffle and now I get to add a 3060 Ti to my beautiful, brand new build!?

In shock and so happy :) Even if I have to now sell that extra mb I didn't have any use for.

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@Pando_The_Panda Oh yeah... I know that. It's a unique pain after that happens.

[District Sentinel @TheDCSentinel]

Something incredibly bad is about to happen

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

"This is our latest innovation, iWater. And it's the best water ever. You've never had water this creative, this capable, and this advanced. With our M1 chips, water has more life saving qualities than ever." #AppleEvent

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

Being forced to watch the #Applelive event. Wish I had some wine. #pcforlife

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@pulte Always!

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@pulte Pay back my parents the $500 I borrowed from them when my freelance business wasn't paying my bills.... And then pay off some credit card debt also from that time. 😬

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@Pumpkin_Pando Trying... Always trying

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@JoelKlettke @cityofcalgary My recycling bin disappeared a couple of years ago. I just assumed someone stole it. Ashamed I never considered it was achieving it's ultimate goal.

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@Pumpkin_Pando Dude stop asking! The answer is always NO

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@leslieodomjr Can't wait!!!

[Joel Klettke @JoelKlettke]

The saddest golden rule of the Internet:

☠️ People who are dumber than you but louder than you will make more money than you. ☠️

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

Waiting for my parents and nieces to arrive.... In the 1 hour countdown window and I'm getting squirmy.

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@pulte Yes please. So many of us are drowning out here! Pictured here is my current status on 1 group of loans:

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

I've officially found the worst Twitter account ever. eeeeeever. It's not that the writing is bad, it's that its so full of inaccuracies it almost reads like satire... But it's not. #wasteofspace #crimeagainstnature #learnaboutsexuality

[✨Learn about Sexuality: the facts & explanations!✨ @LrnAbtSexuality]

How we know women do not orgasm with a lover - https://t.co/dwepTea8lB #adultsexed #LearnAboutSexuality

[Deep Fried Rice @lesengele]

@Official_Pando You're welcome to stay at my place in Indiana if and when you do!