Cole

theymab celibate father of 9. I am a good person so if you block me you get sent to eternal suffering in Hell. Cyberstalking enthusiast.

[Cole @lesguro]

My name is Cole. I am a good boy. I am loved by the people around me. I like doing things like drawing and playing games. I am not a danger to anyone. I want to be friends with the world.

[旺财拯救宇宙 @DANGANRONPAV31]

#賭ケグルイ #kakegurui #めあリリ #meariri

[Cole @lesguro]

Scrolled twitter with a runny nose I'm sorry to the lucky mutual I got snot on

[Cole @lesguro]

Reacting like one of those anime girls getting her fingers cut off because I bumped my heel against something and it hurt

[Cole @lesguro]

feeds you a pie and you think "Ah! So kind!" but it's scalding hot on the inside and i hold your mouth closed and force you to swallow it because i'm evil

[Cole @lesguro]

If you have a fear of developing schizophrenia just convince yourself you have it because people with schizophrenia usually aren’t aware of it without therapy

[Cole @lesguro]

“you don’t need to be attractive to be raped” is true but an infohazard to me as I am unattractive

[Cole @lesguro]

Do not go outside you will be raped
Do not get a job you will be raped
Do not make friends you will be raped
Do not go to university you will be raped
In your room you may be raped

[Cole @lesguro]

no matter how bad the photo is don’t touch celebrity photos unless you have a better image you know is public domain

[Cole @lesguro]

celebrity photos on wikipedia are usually concert photos because they have to be public domain which most professional photographs aren’t so it usually involves someone attending a concert taking a photo and deciding to release it into the public domain

[Cole @lesguro]

WAKE UP PEOPLE

[Cole @lesguro]

Wikipedia has never wronged me and their mascot is earnest and cute. Discord attempts to hide the fact that they are devotees of Baphomet who murder babies by desperately trying to make their mascot likeable to their braindead audience consisting of groomers and the groomed.

[Machi 🇻🇳 @moefulfoid]

Seeing the differences between the way everyone treats discord mascot and wikipedia mascot is really funny

[Cole @lesguro]

gurolesbiansex’s followers are more interested in lesbians

[Cole @lesguro]

I’m out of masala chai. I’m going to commit suicide. Good luck everyone!

[Cole @lesguro]

There is a cruel fuzzy barrier around me placed at birth which disrupts my radio signals and prevents me from receiving radio signals. Hopeless

[Cole @lesguro]

@mijcgm I don't know

[Cole @lesguro]

watched family guy funny clips for 3 hours straight award

[Cole @lesguro]

I paused my lesbian twincest to be here this better be good

[Jeff Usherb @JeffUsherbX]

#Gore

[Cole @lesguro]

Road laws are utter woke nonsense. I have to give way to bicycle riders? Like it’s MY fault they can’t afford a car? What’s next, I have to give way to everyone else because of my white privilege?

[Cole @lesguro]

I have anger issues cause of autism I’ll kill someone

[Cole @lesguro]

I don’t want to get a drivers license I want to play with my toys