In case you didn’t watch the World Cup today (matchday 3)
>Brazil & Morocco drew 1-1. Brazil was terrible.
>Qatar drew Switzerland 1-1 on a 90+4’ equalizer
>Scotland beat Haiti off a John McGinn goal
>Australia shocked everyone & beat Türkiye 2-0 despite Türkiye attempting 28 shots
>Vini Jr. was awarded MOTM in the Brazil-Morocco game but we all know 18 y/o Ayyoub Bouaddi should have won (what a performance)
>Brazil’s midfield is slow & lacks class. Brazil’s fullbacks are slow & got cooked in 1v1s all day. Brazil’s attack could really use João Pedro
>Qatar’s draw vs Switzerland was their first ever point at a World Cup. The entire team collapsed in happiness on the pitch at the final whistle.
>Switzerland were awarded a controversial penalty due to potential offside in the buildup play. FIFA didn’t show the VAR review on TV.
Garry Nevill called it a dictatorship the way FIFA pick and chose when to use VAR
>Scottish fans TOOK OVER Boston Stadium
>That John McGinn goal was football heritage
>Nestory Irankunda did Tim Cahill's historic ‘punch the corner flag’ celebration after scoring vs. Turkey
>England players were told to shelter indoors due to tornado warnings near their camp in Kansas City
>FIFA covered brand logos on all condiments at World Cup stadiums with tape.
>A report came out that 9,000 sex workers are expected to come to Toronto during the World Cup
I’ll be posting daily recaps all World Cup long, follow me pookie :)
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
NHL Morning Skate: #StanleyCup Final Edition – June 13, 2026
▪️Players from around the world contributing to 2026 Final
▪️@Canes want Cup lift, @GoldenKnights want #Game7
▪️6 players on Vegas roster have faced elimination in Final before
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In case you didn’t watch the World Cup today (matchday 2)
>USA beat Paraguay 4-1… best American World Cup performance I’ve ever seen
>Canada & Bosnia drew 1-1. Canada missed so many chances
> Alexi Lalas said “wanker” on live TV
>Christian Pulisic surpassed Cristiano Ronaldo in career World Cup assists
>Canadian fans booed the USA flag at their opening ceremony in Toronto
>USA fans cheered the Canada flag at their opening ceremony in Los Angeles
>Jonathan David is on heavy fraud watch after his performance for Canada today
> VAR reviewed a yellow card for the first time ever in the USA game (USA got a yellow for a foul but VAR reviewed, saw it was a flop & took it away)
>Bosnia fans went viral for taking over the streets of Toronto ahead of their match vs Canada
>Cristiano Ronaldo landed in America
>Canada’s 1-1 draw vs Bosnia was their first point ever at a World Cup
>Gio Reyna scored a GOLAZO for the US
>Neymar was ruled out for Brazil’s game vs Morocco
>Gianni Infantino is letting IShowSpeed be the official FIFA President for 5 minutes during the next match he attends
>The new hydration breaks are now sponsored by FIFA advertisers (at least they are in Toronto Stadium where I was)
>The new throw in timer was put to use when Bosnia took too long on a throw & the ref gave it to Canada
>Donald Trump called the USMNT before their opening match today
>Two police officers went undercover as World Cup mascots arrested an alleged drug trafficker in Peru
>Reports came out that the ref forced South Africa & Mexico players to take longer cooling breaks yesterday cuz TV broadcasts were still airing ads.
I’ll be posting daily recaps all World Cup long, follow me pookie :)
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@dunkindonuts please do better. Watched a employee wipe her nose with a already used tissue and then without cleaning hands. Continued to touch drinks and food.
Brooklyn, Ohio location
@ChipotleTweets promo day failure.
920pm walk in for bogo.
Rice put in bowl- barely any rice. Asked for more and was told no, can't give you more.
Let's add- no brown rice- no blk beans- not sure what else they were out of as we walked out.
What happened to the ask more get it?