...

Old enough to know that you’re all off to hell in a hand basket.

[... @lesilly]

@ThatEricAlper The whole saying goes...

"jack of all trades, master of none is better than a master of one"

Thank you to @MindLoveMelissa for teaching me that nugget. ✨️

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

Actually, a man who doesn’t protect your nervous system isn’t a protector at all.

[... @lesilly]

@nypost Well they weren't even cookies, so...

[Pari is a weirdo @laukipari]

Men see their sacrificial mothers as standards. Women see their sacrificial mothers as warnings. That is where the difference lies

[... @lesilly]

@DESTINOOOOOOOO1 He's hilarious with his "pranks" and his puzzle issue.
and
"Crystals are real!"
🤣

[Tilly, Battle Maiden 🇵🇸💖 @DESTINOOOOOOOO1]

I think there may never be a character funnier than Winston tbh

[New York Post @nypost]

Registered sex offender, 29, busted trying to enroll in high school as teen girl - and it's not his first time https://t.co/sux0TwV14h

[Ben @bentolate]

I love gay Halloween because what you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face”😭

[New York Post @nypost]

FBI officials who covered up Hunter Biden laptop charged for lying to Congress https://t.co/9cuewTJjT2

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

"Even Heaven had to go to war to protect its peace. Never apologize for drawing a line that kindness couldn't hold."

[❥❥❥ᗰoᒪᒪie❥❥❥ @mollie_don]

This little guy was READY to open his lunch right there in the store 😂 Mom reminded him it had to be paid for first.

What happens next is too cute. Patience, respect, and gratitude start with little moments like this, and grown-ups know the struggle when a favorite treat is sitting in the cart! 💙

[UKEEH✨️💫 @_IAMGlory__]

Men hopping on the trend of pranking their friends by feeding their wives 😂😭
The husbands reactions are so funny 😂

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

28 years ago today, Britney Spears changed history with the release of her debut song '...Baby One More Time.'

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

This cracked me up harder than it probably should have🤣😂

[rahma 𑣲𝄞 @breakofdawnn__]

Michael breaking down and singing Dangerous during his deposition in 1994. His voice sounds so beautiful

[𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔥 ♱ @redforjanet]

Y’all look Janet, Queen, and Missy! 😭😍

[paul rudd love bot ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @ruddcomfort]

THIS SEQUENCE IS KILLING ME????
PAUL RUDD YOU ARE THE MOMENT

[... @lesilly]

@ruddcomfort This!!!
🤣😭🤣😆

[Brian Hegseth @brianhegseth]

Don't forget this one!