likes snacks

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The projected No. 1 pick in the NHL draft, Gavin McKenna, is representing his indigenous community with custom pins made by his sister 👏

[eppy @expiredpies]

i already finished my snacks where’s the new love island

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A leaked memo from Fox News reveals that the network's interviewers regularly use Vicks VapoRub under their noses when interviewing Donald Trump because he smells like, as one Fox producer described it, “roast beef diarrhea.”

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

If the Pope dies, one of the last things he did was shame @JDVance. You just know JD is going to hell.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Not going to lie, watching Trump supporters get fired after they voted for him gives me that warm feeling in my heart, like when you watch a movie and the hero walks away from an explosion in slow motion.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

🥺

[Justine Brooke Murray @Justine_Brooke]

Wicked got snubbed by this for "Best Musical."

[kaitꕤ (taylor’s version) @eternalopalite]

see this was cute until they snubbed wicked and just used its entire brand and it’s popularity for clout https://t.co/sCpO2LOMHO

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Closed captioning could not handle Pete Buttigieg saying his own last name

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Imagine having to stand on stage at the DNC with your newborn baby and tell your story to a packed arena and on national tv about miscarrying in a bathroom because of a state abortion ban. These women are so damn brave

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

VP Harris on the Bipartisan border security bill:

“He [Trump] ordered his allies in Congress to kill the deal.”

Fact check: true.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

barber: would you like to see the back?

jd vance: no

barber: are you sure? its pretty funny

[shiv 🍄 @wooklynbaby]

Me tryna to convince my friends to smoke a cig w me outside

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Speechless.
I am without speech.

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

Dear @JoeBiden

You have 6 months of full presidential immunity and no re-election fucks given.
Please go to town. It could be the most effective 6 months of any US president.