Lesley Clark 🌻

Male polar bears may grow 10 feet tall and weigh over 1400 pounds. ••• Marketing/PR | Pizza Connoisseur | Expert Lounger

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

Successful lunch w/ mom = avoiding questions about my love life🏆

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

He had a #FantasticVoyage and is now in #GangstasParadise. #RIPCoolio

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

I don’t usually tweet my #wordle but

Wordle 227 2/6

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[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

Megan Fox is engaged to Machine Gun Kelly
Megan Fox will become Megan Kelly
Megan Kelly is a Fox News host
Fox News supports machine guns

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

First thing I said: How very Les Miles of him.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

@nottjmiller ps. Oh yeah, there’s also tornado siren testing every Saturday at noon. Don’t be scared.

Sincerely,
The tall couple from last night’s 7:30 show who said you look like Tate Donovan.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

Me the first day FB products are down when I no longer work at a digital agency.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

@sarahgraysaid I’m not saying it’s natural selection working, but I’m not not gonna say it. 🐸☕️

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

When you’re trying to go back to sleep and your mind starts singing, “A little bit of Monica in my life...”

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

Someone please find JDshopper and teach them how to hang a picture. @Target @AskTarget can you contact them? I just want to help them.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

I... I just have no words...

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

@rachaelreally Me: I fell and can’t walk. I’m scared it’s broken but am getting an X-ray.

Boss: it’s probably just sprained, you’re fine.

Me: well I can’t walk so I’ll let you know after the X-ray. Here’s a pic. (texts pic of clearly broken foot)

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

This is one of the worst deep fake videos I’ve ever seen. Like... so choppy. Sooooo fake. Wtf @TwitterSupport? This is spreading more lies, cause these are not his words.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

@Jess_asli Yasss

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[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS FOR EVERYONE!

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

My grandparents have been married for 70 years and are still as in love today as they were in 1950. 💕

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

This is truly ridiculous and @Apple should be ashamed.

Save the Pear from Apple! End Apple's Aggressive Opposition of Small Businesses with Fruit Logos - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/1kROeTyamc via @Change

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

@jaredgallagher I figured out you can also vote on your phone twice if you use different browsers

[Lesley Clark 🌻 @lesley_clark]

Just minutes left to vote the Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark as one of the best in the MiLB! IT IS SO CLOSE GUYS!!
https://t.co/pwDSryND7g