lois griffin, esq.

I do regret my dance card is full but there is always the spring cotillion

[⭐️❤️‍🔥 @deaunteee]

you can tell she didnt go to school and is emotionally and critically stunted bcuz of it bcuz this is a take you have at 13 yrs old when you are introduced to algebra and dont understand why letters are present in math

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

best films ever made:

citizen Kane

the 2007 remake of Hairspray

Shrek 2

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

Paraguay vs Uruguay competing to find out who is gayer

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

jfc stands for John Fitzgerald Christ

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

the CK in Louis CK stands for Charlie Kirk

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

@w0rm_face I'm an only child and found it accurate. The only thing that was different for me is that we went to disney every year but that's arguably for the entire family. but yeah a lot of my vacations were to historical places and I was mature for my age bc I only hung out with adults

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

my therapist canceled our appointment for tomorrow because she's "in labor" and has to "go to the hospital" to "give birth" whatever

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

I wonder if fish that have been caught and released still get trauma and have to go to fish therapy

[saccharine @saccharinemutt]

people will watch you go through active psychosis and still not help you

[angry woman @angrywomanxo]

women face more bullying for being cringe, ugly, fat or annoying than men do for being abusers, deadbeats, and rapists

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

@bfermenting you're always drinking some bullshit I love it

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

words don't matter anymore who cares

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

I'm an asexual slut who loves sex

[𓆩 AngelPaws 𓆪 / 💫🐾 @EvilAngelPaws]

as an asexual person i have regular sex lol

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

everyone I know irl says I'm a heartless leftist for laughing at Charlie Kirk's death as if it wouldn't be as equally funny if it happened to Hasan Piker

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

God killed the dinosaurs because he knew the Grateful Dead would need the gasoline to hit 144 tour dates in 1970

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

@stealth_riot @oreomilkshakiee grown ass man named matty

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

@MissedtheFence @lettersfromjuno well damn maybe they were right about it being bad vibes

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

the TSA existing in Paw Patrol implies the existence of a canine eleven

[lois griffin, esq. @lesleygorgasm]

a beautiful woman named scam likely keeps calling for me