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[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[sarina @talentedtrait]

I’m sorry but you cannot take tiktok away from me 😭😭😭😭😭

[masha @masha_slp]

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Punch in a few years…

[Miilato @miiilato]

trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12 to 5 am

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Someone just called my 9y/o “g@y” on Xbox and he responded “I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on.” I'm not intervening.

[Rod Nez | Movies @rodnezmovies]

3 years ago, Fez beat tf out of Nate Jacobs on New Year's Eve in 'Euphoria'

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Pennywise has been alive for a million years and never experienced that level of disrespect. He was flabbergasted

[moz @everlalark]

i would be so annoyed if i got reaped for the hunger games like ohhhhh my godddd all those fucking names in that bowl and mine got picked. and now i gotta go die on tv. just irritating as hell

[The Lonestar @bobundyyy]

fuckit if John Cena can give up
so can i

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

she's an icon in every universe

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Ate an edible last night and cooked a pizza at 15 degrees for 400 minutes.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

I just found out that the most prominent hormone when you're on your period is testosterone. So when you're acting emotional on your period you're literally acting like a man

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

They literally go around saying “gobble gobble”