Leslie Peyton

Beauty + Travel + Lifestyle Writer. Southern Girl. Tempting fate and risking failure on a daily basis.

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How to Get Victoria's Secret Angel Hair (With Images) - http://t.co/L3U5KtA7Ke

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Just used the "f word" over on FB so I'm waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.

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I hate when someone makes the comment "he says what we're all thinking" when he obviously said nothing about sexy lesbians.

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TEST: Do You have A Dirty Mind? - http://t.co/wSd5JkhPix

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Use things, not people. Love people, not things.

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Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm.

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Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

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I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy sh*t.

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if my best friend hates that bitch , i hate that bitch??

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Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. "It's MORPHINE time" joked one ER nurse, who was later fired.

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DAMN: JLo vs Other Celebs Over 40 - http://t.co/JoAqkuIb2p

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He insulted my sister, and I let it slide. He insulted my mother, and I let it slide. Then...he insulted my tweets.

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While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention. Remember that.

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11 Hilarious Pictures About Pulling Out That Remind You Why You Should Pull Out - http://t.co/aYTzbFXlCS

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Do what makes you happy, be with someone who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe & love as long as you live.

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tall boys are beautiful creatures

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It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 100 other ways to get that info in seconds

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Strangers Who Look Like Identical Twins - http://t.co/CFXp224yOA

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If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in.