Lethal Lessels

everything is up in the air so I stay fly

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

@tayycro All these fantasy books we read where they don’t ever bathe and just are somehow clean because that’s “behind the scenes” and it’s like okay why can’t life be like that

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

Friend of mine went to get me coffee and I forgot to tell him to get me iced but he got iced TG

Makes me remember when I went on a tinder date one summer and he got hot drinks and I sweated through that entire thing. Never texted him bc of it

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

when people say “bear in mind” they are referring to paddington bear, who should always be in mind

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

When I’m sick: the most hydrated bitch there ever was.

When I’m not sick: doesn’t remember the last time she drank anything other than coffee.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Other managers take note. This is how it’s done.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Unfortunately, a task that is “easy” or “simple” or even “super important” is not the same as “something I can convince my ADHD brain to do.”

[Andrew Boozary MD @drandrewb]

The NFL apparently said play on and the teams locked arms and said no. That cannot be forgotten or revised for PR. Prayers with Damar Hamlin.

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

The one show I will never “skip intro” on is @Daredevil and I will always wish it was longer

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

Walked through a cloud this morning on morning walk and it’s my favorite thing when I get to dry Camo off bc I say “who’s a dry boi” or “are you my dry boi” and he’s SO excited about being dried off and he’s just so sweet and I love him so much

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

Possibly experienced runners high this morning. Honestly, unsure and unconvinced it exists

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jenson and his sister Margo. Jenson takes after his mom. Margo looks more like her dad, but if you look closely, they have the exact same eyes. 13/10 for both

[fran @galacticidiots]

My love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with my current obsession so they suffer with me. I am the opposite of a gatekeeper. I am a gateway.

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

Update: he got swimmers tail this weekend and the urgent care doctor was like “didn’t we JUST see you guys?” And I was like yes because he never comes to the vet and now he’s gotta come a ton to get it all out of the way

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

My poor boi got hurt on a hike (he’s fine, just a bit of a paw pad blister) but I’m currently on a run without him and for some reason - even though I’m running the exact same songs - it feels way longer and tougher without him? But he’s still hurt and I will not push him

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

Maybe my family dog didn’t have as many allergies as Camo does, but I’ve never thought of legitimately itching a dog’s ears before having him. And let me tell you, he LOVES it

[Lethal Lessels @leslieeee93]

Wow. Life really IS about who you know and how you treat people. When a resident emails me and we have had interactions before and they’ve been great, I am MUCH more likely to want to be kind in my reply than cut and dry. Just giving the same energy I’m being given

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"stay positive" you try staying positive when your father was murdered by your uncle who married your mother who just witnessed you stabbing your ex-girlfriend's dad behind a tapestry