Leslie Jay

Writer. Do NOT block my path to the teapot.

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Bay Area sky turns bright orange, some areas see 'snowing' ash https://t.co/SHo2ZulCV9

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I bought a self-assembly bird table recently. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

[Job Interview]

“How do you perform under pressure?”

“I usually do the scat bit and my mate Steve does Bowie’s part”

[Tom Bennett OBE @tombennett71]

This letter, from Albert Camus immediately after he was awarded the Nobel Prize,to his childhood teacher Louis Germaine, remains one of my favourite things.

[Clank @FierceChucker]

Idk what "PETS ALCOHOL GOLFING" is exactly, but it sounds awesome.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

We’re maybe two days away from Trump doing a press conference in a zoo to prove he can pick out an elephant.

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@3rdHalfFootball Whichever one will secure a win and help Spurs to Europa League football! #COYS

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@3rdHalfFootball Yes. Just.

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@3rdHalfFootball I think Rudiger did some of the destruction himself. Some silly play today.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫s @FabulousWeird]

Black & Gold Bat/Cat/Crow/Eye Tea Set
Get it here: https://t.co/Oc9XvoQdmg

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Island

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Ernest Hemingway on the apparent symbolism in his 1952 novel, 'The Old Man and the Sea'.

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@robertpopper The Black Eyed Pees

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

My Aunts at a wedding vs. My uncles at a wedding

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@cmclymer Kid goes to New York because strange woman abandoned fiancee after hearing sad man on the radio.

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@cmclymer Murder pact between two men fails utterly. One writes a pop-up book instead.

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

@cmclymer @pattonoswalt Little girl’s family drive across country to attend a beauty pageant that she then fails to win. Also Grandpa dies.

[Leslie Jay @LeslieJayWriter]

Smug Klaxon Alert!!! Read all these books in January. Crikey, my brain must be enormous. #amreading #books #Januaryreads #fantasy