Leslie Kirchhoff

smelling the smells one place at a time 👃🏼

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Got home and my house smells strongly of sour cream and onion chips. No known source.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Smells like grilled sweet corn outside at the Madison airport.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Smells like hot butter at the San Francisco airport

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

@nickkokonas @micahmelton @AviaryCocktails - Finally going to check out Aviary NYC tonight for @discocubes inspo!

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

So far my biggest complaint about the iPhone xs is that Face ID doesn’t work while I’m yawning

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

One of the best things about moving to LA is how easy it is to select "California" from an online dropdown list compared to "New York".

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

I want @amazon to release a Twin Peaks version of Alexa named Diane that looks like a tape recorder.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Why can Instagram give me ads relating to what I'm texting about, yet Hulu thinks I have a dog and also speak fluent Spanish

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Stressed out because it's national hot dog day and I don't have any hot dogs in my vicinity

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Also, let's hook @realDonaldTrump and friends up to some mind-reading technology. https://t.co/w1Ywws9pH7

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Truth serums would solve many a problem right now.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Smells like beer battered fish on the upper west side right now.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Just passed a place called Classy Canine and I think that just about sums up South Hampton.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages & cultures and we kill one another because of it.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Calling it now. Synchronized robot drones are the new fireworks. #coachella 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Hate when you can smell pizza but can't find pizza.

[Leslie Kirchhoff @lesliekirch]

Product idea: sleep mask for airplanes that says "shake me awake for the peanuts"

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets. https://t.co/vWgy6gzkld