allison

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

Didn’t play good golf today so I’m punishing myself with nosebleeds in my own apartment

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[sar⁷ YOONGI CAT 🐈‍⬛ @yoonietunez]

opening the gc and seeing what the dj spun

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

Today is Father's Day.

[allison @lesmiserableigh]

@BurgerKing we didn’t want these for the shape, we wanted them for the TASTE. These are your current nuggets and they are HORRIBLE.

[waony🧚🏻‍♀️ @tthere4youu]

and fuck whoever his heart’s been waiting for

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[Girl Richie Tozier🎪🎈 @im_miss_worldd]

Pennywise every 27 years

[. @emmasarchivee]

honestly who the FUCK writes like this

[PJMS'S DESIGNER @ITBOY_1395]

#JIMIN

[kuro🌞 @ikowijk]

te endeudaste por una entrada pero se apagan las luces y empieza a sonar

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my alarm ringing for the past 20 mins

me in my dream:

[lolo🍄 @sluttyshortrry]

i love whatever is wrong with him

[Just a girl @dammit_amy]

The burden of being the only person on earth with the knowledge of 4-way stop etiquette is overwhelming.

[hyu @jwanbro]

what is your album @bts_twt