Grum

I'm an expensive light switch. Also an FHM Model.
Pop music's first bionic lighting designer.

[Scouse Republic @ScouseRepublic]

Well this is just superb!

Blame it on the tories! 🎶👏🏼

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Don’t know who made this:

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@GothMech @ottobockHQ_en The leg in the photo isn’t a Genium or a Genium X3, the heat sink is different and there’s no Bluetooth module. The photo looks like a C-Leg which is far from a $60k knee unless your insurance company is really screwing you.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

Nice one @IcelandFoods it’s only been out of storage since Saturday.😡

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@JoeyMannarinoUS @elonmusk @Starbucks Even more so when that country keeps beating it’s drum about how everyone has a right to the pursuit of happiness and encourages people to build the best life they can for themselves.
You can’t complain when people literally do just that.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@JoeyMannarinoUS @elonmusk @Starbucks There’s no such thing as an illegal person. Especially in a country that was founded by invaders that slaughtered the indigenous population and then built it’s wealth on the back of slavery and war.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@edforever Fuck that guy. Good to see the thin blue line getting thinner.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk Easier/cheaper option: DON’T get verified, tweet whatever you like, tell anyone that complains about what you said when you were drunk/stoned that it came from an unverified account so isn’t the official company policy. 😜

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@mattjbjohnson @daraobriain Their T&C’s state that customers must have a minimum of £1m invested with them or a mortgage with a value that, when combined with their investments totals £1m. Nige openly admits that he didn’t meet that requirement. Follow the terms or lose the account.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

Hey @grantshapps is it true you got this photo taken down today??

Not a fan of freedom of expression??

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Solidarity with Ukraine ✊
(Russian Embassy, London)

[Grum @lesmurflx]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/zes6bTsFwM

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@scotfriendly Top advice kids, don’t give your money to these chancers.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@scotfriendly so sick of your financial mismanagement. 2.5% pa growth on funds. Failure to manage annual increases in annuity payments. Failure to send out vital paperwork. And now you’re trying to end my annuity a month early. Please find a way to offload me as a client.

[Zoe Redhead @zRedhead01]

London folk, my husband’s been working on a tv series in London & some bastard followed him back to his hotel & stole £30k worth of kit out of his van around 0930 today. Please share, he’s self employed, this isn’t hitting a huge company that can afford the loss! #stolengoods

[Grum @lesmurflx]

Hi @UPS_UK so the delivery I was expecting on Saturday didn’t arrive, you then said Monday, then Tuesday, then today. I still don’t have it. Nor do I have the package that was on a before noon service for yesterday. Any idea if you’ll ever deliver? I’m getting bored waiting in.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@Tim_Burgess Not sure it would fit me🤷🏼‍♂️

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@datfreakyderp @AndertonVincent @TraciiGuns I’m in Europe, our unit of measurement has nothing to do with the price. Even so, these prices have been adjusted to US gallons for a fair comparison.

I can also promise you that the public transport system is about the same as the US in cities and non existent in rural areas.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@bryanleaver Hell, I’ll start one and you can direct them to mine.

[Grum @lesmurflx]

@bryanleaver Do it. £££££££