Le Sneaque

Intelligence, charm, ambition, integrity, work ethic, empathy. The list of qualities I lack is almost endless.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Last night I had a threesome and it was fantastic. Four tits, two pussies... do the math.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Wow. It looks like hurricane Ian is kicking Florida's butt.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Coca Cola mixed with rum. 2022 here I come.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I put the f.u. in funny.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

According to my data-mining activities, there are still 3 people in the Twitterverse that I have not yet offended.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

When CGI advances to the point that they can make their pussy look real, the economy is going to crash big-time.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I think I have the idea for the perfect movie: "Star Twerk". Huh? Huh?

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I need to see a doctor. Can anyone recommend a good Orgasmologist?

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

In my opinion, the world would be a much better place if we simply did away with all spectator sports. What do they contribute to anything?

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I am a man of letters. And I am particularly fond of L, R and W. O isn't too bad, if you are into vowels.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Today is National Left-Handed Eskimo With Athlete's Foot Day. Cool.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I wonder if my apartment is on fire? Google keeps showing me ads for fire extinguishers.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

My favorite dyslexic celebrity is Kar Kimdasian... I mean... Kim Darkashian... agggh... I mean...

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I don't believe in astrology because I'm a Sagittarius and, as you probably know, Sagittarii don't believe in astrology.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I wish I was filthy rich instead of just filthy minded.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

You really know what you are talking abote.

[Rachelle @rasm69]

Nothing outs me more as a Canadian than when I say about

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Why did nature evolve men to suffer horribly when they don't get sex and at the same time evolve women to enjoy denying men sex?

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

If I use hypnosis to get a girl to masturbate while I watch, is that such a bad thing? No drugs involved. Just science.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Yeah, I'm a geek. But behind my back I'll bet girls are calling me a GILF.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

I wish I was as good at multi-tasking as politicians are at MULTI-TAXING.