communist cowboy

he/him || the father, the son, and the ghouly spirit ||

listen to my music if you read my tweets

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Ne jamais, jamais lâcher le zhumain ! !

[sarina @sariverse]

i unfortunately see it

[Dilo con perritos @DiloConPerritos]

Cuándo termine la tesis, voy a poner en la dedicatoria a mi perrito que se desveló conmigo tantas noches

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

When I clean my apartment before a date I feel like a corrupt mayor hiding documents ahead of an audit.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

look at his eyes…you got it dawg

[blue @bluewmist]

my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Just started dating a worm in order to avoid all that hypothetical drama

[Sam @gluestick_14]

Triple text her and create a fantasy life together in my head

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Cats will be like “I know a spot” and then stand on your chest.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[communist cowboy @lespoo_]

proposed to my girl but she said no 😓

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[communist cowboy @lespoo_]

no I DON'T know the EXACT definition of the word, but YES I AM using it correctly

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

My god this is good

[Targaryen @olivia_satanas]

ILS ONT CHIÉ DESSUS

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night