Sex(less) in the City

Just an adorably charming girl trying to navigate life, the NYC dating pool, two kids, emotional baggage, & student loan debt while trying to avoid turning 40!

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

First night without the kids or dog. Woke up to my bed covered in vibrators, weed, and candy wrappers - I shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

@Fab_Mommy_ Yes, but usually porn and masterbating is more enjoyable. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #notgettingitgood #firstworldproblems

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

We are entering the phase of quarantine that our ex’s start to look appealing again #letusout #covidcrisis #dontdoit #maybeonce

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

The worst part of this quarantine is the amount of time to self reflect and recognize how fucked up you really are. #covidcrisis #toomuchselftime #letmeliveindenial

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

It’s Saturday night. The kids went to their dads for the week. I’m laying in bed... unsubscribing from all my unwanted emails.

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

@JPLFR80 At least I’m nailing something?!

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

@JPLFR80 This just seriously turned me on...

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

Yes, after a long, stressful day of work I’d love to help tackle all this damn sixth grade math homework with my child. Said no parent. ever. at any time. #hatedhomeworkthen #hatehomeworknow #whatissingaporemath

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

Being half Asian in NYC during Covid in the spring with allergies is NOT part of living my best life. #dontsneeze #dontcough #dontmakeeyecontact #dontbeasian

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

Is it just me or does anyone else hear the fridge open for the 57th time & scream, “what are you eating now?!” Followed by child saying, “just a snack of (fill in the blank w/an actual meal)!” #covidconversations #atthisrateonehastobereturned #stopeatingyourejustbored

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

Well. That took a sharp turn south. And at least offer to lick it, why just smell?! #wtf #somethingsneverchange #bumble #covidconversations

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

@JPLFR80

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

@pittdave13 @HomeWithPeanut It’s more like:
8:00: start math, 8:15: reread problem, 8:20: show/explain, 8:30: child screams, “that’s not how we do it!”, 8:30: argument ensues, 9:00: walk out & child calls dad, 10: get exasperated call from dad, 11: coparenting virtually as we google “Singapore math”

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

I am strong. I am intelligent. I am resilient. I am capable. But this.. this homeschooling BS is going to break me! #wtfissingaporemath #notateacher #someonesnotmakingitoutalive
#covidcrying #notsmarterthana6thgrader

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

We are in quarantine, not leaving the house, how the hell is there so much god damn laundry?!?! #amandpmpjs #kidsathome #neverends

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

Taking a video of people outside and saying #dumbass #stupid #stayhome as YOU are walking outside taking said video is #dumbass #stupid #stayhome . Just saying... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

I think this quarantine has finally broke me: I miss going to the gym. I miss going to the office. I even miss the PTA meetings. These are not normal, rationale thoughts. #covidcrazy #letmeout

[Sex(less) in the City @less_city]

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