Jess Littlepage

SUWS '19 ⚽️

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

Real conversation I had with my 4 year old patient tonight while I was stressed (near tears)

Me “Good job! You’re doing a big boy job”

Him “No.. you’re doing a big boy job”

Me “You know what.. I am. Thanks buddy” 🥺🥺🥺

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@xavi15p 🥺🥺🥺 happy vday ❤️

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

The progression of texts when work is busy af and you don’t answer your boo for 8 hours

🙃 alive but just barely 🥲

sorry boo 🥰

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@xavi15p I’m not sure what you meant by this, but I think you must be confused about who’s birthday is next week????

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@i_Eat_Chipotle @xavi15p Exactly!! It’s like we don’t even need words. Truly magical

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

When he anticipates your needs without you having to ask >>>> 😍😍😍 😫😫 LOLOL still love you though <3 @xavi15p

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@xavi15p Way

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

Child approaches the nurses station:
“Can I have ice cream”
“We don’t have ice cream”
“I can show you where it is”
Kids are really something

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@xavi15p LOL U

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

Me to Ruby

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Forever a Raven.

We love you, Mo. 💜

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@juliburnett13 Right!!! This does not happen!!!

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

When your patient starts vomiting everywhere and the surgical resident comes into the room, asks how he can help, and strips the bed of the vomit covered sheets

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

Nice to see that my crest white strips are giving worthwhile results #daveapproved

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@eddie15p is it ??

[Pete @ChatGPetey]

Recycling in 2019: I’m not an alcoholic haha I just had a party

Recycling in 2020: OMG I swear I didn’t have a party I’m just an alcoholic

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@eddie15p That’s not the sprinkler ???

[Jess Littlepage @less_jittlepage]

@eddie15p Omg not a want but a need!!!!

[Dr. Christine Eady Mann @DrChristineMann]

Before You Put On That Mask

I get it. You want to do *anything* you can to prevent the spread of this virus to you and your loved ones.

But before you put it on, PLEASE keep the following in mind:

(10 points)

[jawnjinder @paneerpaaji]

it’s a global pandemic, at least put harry potter on netflix