misfortune teller

Evelyn • She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ • 32 • Writer • TTRPGer • D&D, Chainsaw Man, & Disco Elysium • Some kind of Communist • Anti-Fascist

[misfortune teller @less_stellar]

@WillowMouseDoll

[Monique Santificer @MoniqueMonsters]

Don't worry about it

[misfortune teller @less_stellar]

stanley came to a set of two doors

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Star Wars making the central figure of their new movie a 50yo baby constitutionally incapable of growing up is a little bit on the nose as critique of their fans

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

me, taking huge rips of shoe polish remover in public: snrfff coughcoughcough uohhh

twink walking by: omg yes hunny we love poppers! happy Pride bitchh!

me, taking another lethal dose of inhalants and looking around confusedly: whhat th hell did that little girl just say to me

[misfortune teller @less_stellar]

@AMO_mhm @P0chitaLuvr69 “nahhh wait, i look tuff. you’re taking a picture” - yoru, probably

[Godot @GodotIsW8ing4U]

Andor is the miracle but it *shouldn't* be. Tony Gilroy isn't even a Star Wars fan, he's just an experienced industry professional who understands how to properly tell stories, and he did the job he was hired for. Andor should be the quality *standard* for Star Wars.

[Eleanora Ní Chualáın 🇮🇪 @EleanoraStats]

We have reached the point where Britain is so subservient to Israel that our government will ban fucking Twitch streamers on the orders of Israel https://t.co/I1TXCftyzS

[wint @dril]

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

kind of shit chairman mao was saying when zhou enlai asked him about the economy or whatever

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve just heard someone call an AI slop sympathizer a “cogsucker,” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It's virtual PC's that you have to rent from these guys for extortionate prices after they have made normal PC's unaffordable.

If you haven't guessed yet.

[doubtfull - vkp(b) @doubtfully_xD]

communist war songs:
"i hate the enemy invader"

fascist war songs:
"im a pedophile"

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

“There’s an AI tool for that”

Ok? Well there’s probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[Mazio ⚡️ @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[Julia 🏳️‍⚧️ @beansdelivered]

it’s so cool how you can replace your hormones and your body is just like “ok, cool” like its literally just fine with it

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

the most annoying trans girl you know loves you with all her heart

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[lowkeymatt @lowkeymattyt]

So far AI has:

• destroyed the prices of personal electronics
• have data centers relocate people from homes and contaminate water supplies
• destroy the concept of objective reality with Gen AI
• layoff off thousands from jobs

Oh, but it’s the future guys!