Lessel Middler ↗️

Former Partick Thistle winger and Maths teacher

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

Today, I am risen.

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

A very happy 2024th birthday to myself. On this day 2024 years ago, I escaped as a baby with help from others from a dreadful death. Keep posted for a BIG announcement to celebrate my 2025th birthday next year

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

Today I am risen.

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

2024 years ago, Judas judasd me (not in the fifa sense) and I was nailed to a cross and left to die. Good times

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@laraconnerton oh today is a wonderful day. It’s Friday, it’s sheilakira’s show but it’s also your birthday! Happy birthday Lara… may the gods of maths and pythagoras himself shower you with numbers and algebra. Please have a lovely day

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@AmyLouiseAdams_ hello Amy! I hear your causing a shenanigans at the waterside bistro!! You behave now, im needing that homework by the AM!!!!

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

On this day 2000 years ago I died for you all to live. My sacrifice should never be forgotten coz it was bloody sore on that cross! Toast to me over your dinner!

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@laraconnerton Yes you are correct Lara. The only mathematician that can challenge me is Pythagoras but unfortunately he died in a tragic boating accident about 300 AD.. great guy as well

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@laraconnerton You’ve always had a hero Lara… SHEILAKIRA

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Well, it wasn’t to be eh. Lovely of someone to get a photo of me with my fellow jags. Honestly, some of that play reminded me of my time with Thistle when I was up and doon that line! Disappointing to hear about Ian McCall but if your looking for a man @PartickThistle, I’m here!

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@craigoooc1 @liam_reidy Oh that Liam is a joker, I hope they are chocolate coins and I’ll eat them all heh heh heh eh sen

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

Looking forward to the Jags going to ibrox today. I’ll be front row and centre giving it large to the T-H-I-S-T-L-E! Wonder if I’ll see any of my old pupils in the crowd! @craigoooc1 @liam_reidy

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@laraconnerton Sir Less thank you Lara

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@laraconnerton hello there Lara. Just letting you know that we’re still on the maths convention tour as per your email! Sheila is complaining that she wants to come home but I’ve told her I need her magic maths. Hope all is well. Have a good day sen

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

This reminds me of the time sheilakira phoned the police on me saying there was a strange handsome man in her hoose.. it was me, in my Partick Thistle kit!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

'Johnny Bravo', Season 1 Episode 4, 1997

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

@AmyLouiseAdams_ AMY. I know what you did last Christmas Day

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

Thank you everyone for all your birthday messages. I am 2022 years old today! Yes, I am the Lord Lessel Middler aka Jesus Christ

[Lessel Middler ↗️ @lesselmiddler]

Good luck to my good former student and friend @AmyLouiseAdams_, hope you get the part! Mind and tell them if Henry Cavill isn’t up to the part then they’ve just to give me a ring 🦸‍♂️🦹‍♀️ #SuperLessel