Anne Julian

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[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

When you're trying to do a *little* winged eyeliner and suddenly you look like a wannabe Amy Winehouse 🐼

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@AMAZlNGNATURE And just like that, no Mother’s Day card

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@reallytanman They’re really saying “don’t eat oil from a rebranded seed, thats crazy! Eat cow loin oil!”

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@CarissasNewLife YES dude I’m so happy for you!!

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@CarissasNewLife @adaywithrae This med was a game changer for me! Message me if you want!

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@CarissasNewLife Message me :)

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@SwanShadowsong @CarissasNewLife @abby_e_o What if you relaxed

[John Sirlin @SirlinJohn]

Sometimes you just have to stop and look up at the Aspens!

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@buitengebieden Fed is best mama do what you gotta do

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

My 2yo screamed in Costco, cause he’s 2. This crusty old man came up to us and said, “I’m one of Santa’s helpers. That means I’ll tell Santa about who’s being a naughty boy” to which my 6yo replied, “Mommy why isn’t that old guy minding his business?”

The kid gets it.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Me trying to find the bathroom switch in the middle of the night.. 😂

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

if you’re singing God Bless America in your church today, find a new church.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Someone took a screenshot of one of my tweets and emailed it to my work demanding they fire me. It eventually ended up on the CEO’s desk. After long discussion with me (CEO), I chose to not fire myself.

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@CarissasNewLife I’m sorry friend. Things can dip quickly. I hope they lighten quickly as well 💚

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

Telehealth therapy is great because you have a captive audience for 50-60 minutes to show your little crafts to

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This little girl must be protected at all costs. She is the future. 😭😭😭

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@miles_was_her Topagraphy if you want to sound like a scientist

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

People when they hear I’m a vegetarian, “wow I don’t know if I like vegetables enough for that”
Me, having not eaten a vegetable this week, “oh yeah”

[Anne Julian @lessembarrasing]

@miles_was_her “And you, friend with 2 dozen pup cups, you have cptsd!”