Jess Lynn

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[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

Me listening to my favorite simmers while playing the Sims 4

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

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[Stephen Sajdak @stephensajdak]

@ericszyszka But just imagine it Eric, 100,000 more officers that will *not* be rushing into a building where children are being massacred! Inspiring stuff!

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

One cop per person that's doable but healthcare and roads and shit, that's not feasible at all.

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

Forget dragons there's not enough DUNGEONS in these fantasy movies and tv shows.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

267-157, House approves bill to codify same-sex marriage. Forty-seven Republicans voted for it. All NO votes were Republicans.

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

Zapruder penis

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

Zapruder film

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

Zapruder film

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

I'm so glad to be back in Kodiak and at work 🥹

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

Missed my boys. My parents got them a couple toys and they love them! 🤗

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

Ugh it might happen again on this next flight 😩

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

My flight this morning trying to land in Kodiak.

Back in Anchorage 😴

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about

Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”

Ope: shorthand apology

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

Being stuck in traffic has made me miss Kodiak even more 👁️👄👁️

[Jess Lynn @lessjynn]

It's been fun visiting family but I'm so ready to be home 🥺

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

Oh I'm sorry did a spaceball happen?

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

When Aliens arrive on Earth and everything finally changes forever I'll be on here saying "ohh I'm sorry did a spaceball happen?" as soon as possible.