mae 🩸

(she/her)

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

I wouldn’t fire my wedding dj if I saw her smoking drugs on the street corner the week before

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@wisegirling I see it and thank you 😌

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@aladyvanished I have ARFID and when I first found out, I tried to join an online group abt it and I lasted a day before deciding they make each other worse and would drag me down too. It’s mild now but some of these people are on feeding tubes

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Sorry I won’t be able to come to work today because I’m reading every single report and tweet about the covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts.

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@whataboutnascar you’re doing your skincare during a job interview instead of at home where it belongs

[titi ˖᯽ ݁˖ @hronthorn]

when i remember the clockwork princess epilogue

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@DarkAura777HD @HORRORGENRES people reacted like CRAZY to their takes when they did better stories and now they pick lame ones and have to reiterate seven times that everyone’s feelings are valid because they said they liked pancakes and everybody on the internet decided they hated waffles

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@cherriestat watched this with my partner and I was giggling before she got it and she got SO MAD bc she thought i was laughing at him

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@CiCiYouLaterTTV did this with sweet potatoes once & literally went door to door giving them away

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Black vampires

[eliz @eliza___v]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@keyshollanov it sexy

[mae 🩸 @lestatlestatle]

@MTe005 @hankgreen so that’s because knowingly endangering the planet and its inhabitants SHOULD be considered a cardinal sin

[mia! @slaystat]

it's worse than cocaine

[Emily🦇👽🖖 tvl spoilers @tardisemily]

If you watch a scene where a character literally vomits while he tries to rationalise his sexual abuse out loud, his body physically rejecting the words, and still come out of it thinking it was consensual... there's no hope for you I'm sorry😭

[​† church of livstat ​† tvl spoilers ⚰️ @vanturnhergay]

claudia should have paused in the middle of the seance to look at the screen and say ‘my hatred for my parents here, because of how badly they failed me, and after being in purgatory for 77 years, doesn’t contradict our complex relationship. i did also love them.’ #tvlspoilers

[camael @lingerielestat]

“Lestat is so cruel this season!” Meanwhile it’s just Lestat in pigtails and makeup making fun of the guy who humiliated and murdered his daughter in front of a live audience

[marissa @fuffyyisms]

helen of troy