Lester Barnes

Vine: NAJ

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

They make me feel like a divorced mom when I eat ‘em, but I’d be a fuckin liar if I said I didn’t love them Chobani Flip yogurt deals

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

@lil_reesa

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[Having A Nice Time w/ NAJ @NAJGoodTimeShow]

Poll Time!! What’s the best Mel Brooks movie?

[Having A Nice Time w/ NAJ @NAJGoodTimeShow]

it’s poll time again!!! Every so often i’ll review a classic film and call it a “play it again, sam” episode. so...what classic movie gets revisited first?

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

bon jovi sucks. that music ain’t nothing but guns n’ roses for pussies.

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

fuckin chiefs are playing like hot garbage. i need a blow job and a blunt, in no particular order.

[mr. pooty @littleragoo]

@imteddybless please be careful because the old people are going to think that we all actually want to touch and eat lava and there will be so many headlines like ‘millennials want to eat lava and are risking their lives to do so’ and they’ll start packaging it in childproof containers

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

do dogs like to watch us fuck, cuz i’m fixin to send this damn mutt an invoice for treating jolene and i’s alone time as his own personal brazzers subscription

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

there was a kid named little donnie who lived two trailers down from me growing up. kid used to shit his pants for fun and eat raw chicken, now he’s the dang president. keep crappin them drawers @realDonaldTrump

[Lester Barnes @lester_barnes]

Just ripped a popcorn fart so awful the whole damn trailer smells like a movie theatre with the Hershey squirts