BJ Lester

Pharmacist. Soldier. Lover of all things college football

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is his villain origin story

[mark normand @marknorm]

2 Girls World Cup

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Alison 🌾 @alison_renner]

You would not survive past week 2 in college football

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

KNOCK KNOCK

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Science

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy.
“I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it at work.”

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

omg 😳

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Steve Sarkisian seeing everyone else hate on Texas Tech now

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

I'm old and I'll still do this shit. Idgaf 🤣

That ringtone tho 💀

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

i want her lexapro dosage

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he just got in bed.”

make him wonder if he locked the front door.