Lester Cornfield

Island Park Sports Senior inside analyst.

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Maroon Goons are signing star Lincoln Orens Guard Tony DiLorenzo to a 1-Day contract. This move comes after brothers Matteo and Antonio Camarda are on a Tel Aviv trip, trying to get Benjamin Netenyahu to grant them a playoff spot.

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Head Coach Thomas Murphy will be suiting up tomorrow in place of Forward Joe Granholm. Granholm suffered a leg injury during a charity softball tournament on Saturday.

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Amid the Briody heading to the IR and Murphy now taking over as HC, the Maroon Goons now have 2 spots left to fill out the roster. It is rumored that they have been reaching out to players such as Ryan O’campo, Drew Barwicki, and Matteo Camarda.

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Maroon Goons and Guard Thomas Murphy have agreed to terms on a 1-year Head Coach deal. Murphy will now take over as Head Coach for the goons.

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BREAKING: Maroon Goons 2x All-Star Aidan Briody will undergo surgery on his right leg. He will miss the 2026 season. Sources say he sustained the injury while participating in a hazing ritual at the University of Syracuse.

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Dirt Hounds WR Thomas Murphy got an X-Ray on his ankle and has come back clean, but there was something unusual spotted in the X-Ray. He has been upgraded to probable for Friday.

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Dirt Hounds WR Thomas Murphy was listed as a limited participant at today's practice. Coach Richie says he "tweaked" his ankle on the commute home from St. Johns trying to catch the 4pm train. Dirt Hounds have signed WR Cillian Cantwell to the practice squad as a result.

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Bad Guys activated QB Cian Cantwell from injured reserve and he is going to play Friday against the Dirt Hounds. This is the first time he is playing since the 2023 Santa Bowl.

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BREAKING🚨: Star wide receiver Dylan McCabe has been fined $250,000 for derogatory comments used during his post game press conference. The IPBG has suspended him from all team activities for a 2 week span.

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BREAKING🚨: Star wide receiver Antonio Camarda has been taken into custody, and has been charged with Reckless Driving and a DUI. After his Turkey Bowl loss, he went to the Island Park Ale House and reportedly was driving 120 mph before crashing his Ford Focus.