Liz Lemler

take me down, little Susie

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[k @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

[Liz Lemler @lesterrbangs]

some of you are not autistic you’re just babies

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡🥷🏾 @abdulgoncrazy]

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[⋆ eiskalt ⋆ @bitchforcardioo]

Men deserve periods and women deserve their high metabolism

[Liz Lemler @lesterrbangs]

living in salt lake is like you’re never the only person wearing a heavy metal shop hoodie and a camo hat

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

BIG DRINK

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

[Liz Lemler @lesterrbangs]

real quick tho what are we supposed to do

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

People in my everyday life just go about their days as if our country isn't teetering on a precipice & about to plunge into the darkest bowels of Hell.

And it frustrates me to no end.

[dr pepper diva @L0W_TIDE_]

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

[Hermes @circIebot]

@doubtpointv2 No but somehow it’s gonna be okay

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"you're so cringe" it's okay. I understand. I'm in my thirties and none of that is real

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

What

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Unfortunately I do think recieving a drunk text is romantic

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.