Dilddy Lestowell

Single dad. Kind of awkward. Love dogs. LGTBQ+ and proud 🏳️‍🌈

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

People back in my school days used to call me Dildo but I never took it as an insult because I love dildos

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@daisywatson03 @danielhowell @AmazingPhil ngl it’ll be kinda sad if they bring back dream daddy after i did this whole going away thing lmao

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hi so i’m the person that pretended to be a middle aged gay single dad for a few months woohoo. (in my defence i was just really bored) https://t.co/ZRzsLKrwED

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

sorry for being so ia! dan and phil don’t seem to be playing dream daddy anymore (smh) and this whole joke is getting a bit old so i think i’m going to stop tweeting from this account. it’s been fun and i’ll miss it so much!! you can find me making bad jokes on @cloudspml. bye!

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@nevaisntawkward The fact that you have survived until now proves that you are :)

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@nevaisntawkward That’s what you think.

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@HowlingNia I hope you feel better, love.

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

Here’s a little reminder to everyone who needs it:

Sadness will not last forever. You will get through whatever you’re struggling with. You are strong. You are brave. I believe in you. 🌟

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

Happy December!

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@Simplyhowell_ Oh dear I’m sorry! I’ve been a bit busy lately. I’ll come back soon and just for you :)

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@manyfandomtears Congratulations!! I hope their reactions were the ones you were hoping for. I’m very proud of you!

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Also, I apologise for being so inactive. I may or may not have deleted the Twitter app from my phone to make more space for dog videos. I hope you are all doing very well.

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

Why don’t cows become foot models?

Because they lack-toes!

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

A very happy Thanksgiving to anyone who celebrates it!

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@LissomeFlower Thank you

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@LissomeFlower I agree with this on every level

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

Also, can I just say that I’m very thankful for 4,000 followers? I can’t believe there are so many of you and I appreciate each and every one of you! 💛

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

Sometimes I just look at the sky and thank everything holy for blessing us humans with dogs

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

What’s a snake’s favourite magic spell?

Abrada-cobra!

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

Where do you take a frog with bad eyesight? 🐸

To the hoptician! 👓

[Dilddy Lestowell @LestowellDilddy]

@Evillittlesofia That’s a very nice attitude to have! I’m glad you’re so positive! I hope everything works out for you!