🏆 FROM DERBY WINNER TO BELMONT CHAMPION. GOLDEN TEMPO DOES IT AGAIN! 👏👏👏
Golden Tempo, Cherie DeVaux, and Jose Ortiz win the 158th running of the Belmont Stakes!
Young people- a warning. Jelly shoes appear to be making a comeback. As a child of the late 1900s (1983), please listen when I tell you these shoes will destroy your feet. They will tear them into smelly, unrecognizable shreds and will cut into your skin like razor blades. You will think you are the exception. You are not. May my side part never cooperate again if I am lying.
Buffalonians watching a Sabres v Bruins:
We love Canada. Of course we know all the words to their anthem.
Buffalonians watching Sabres v Canadiens:
I swear on Seymour Knox’s grave, you let one Habs fan into KeyBank and I will slice you open with a bottle of Labatt’s