monika full stop

ominously gay || she/her

[monika full stop @leszy_]

btw I’m leszy on the blue app if you’re there

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[perry karyon, md @perry_karyon]

Burning 2M tokens to find out the gym is crowded at 6pm

[Azrael @Azreal51265232]

Alright hear me out...

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[🩵 BobbyG @KingBobbyG]

I think going from a freakishly tall basketball player to exclusively playing big gangly monsters in horror movies is the funniest pivot of all time

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

i’ve got it all fingered out

[Anarres Calling @AnarresCalling]

Before you stands a thing of metal and wheels that looks like you but does not blink, whose hunger is both absent and endless, and you trumpet a challenge it cannot hear and brace your tired muscles against its relentlessness because someone must, and there is only you.

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

This is why you can't have a bald denier as manager, they are natural cowards. You need a proud bald or someone with a full head of hair, nothing inbetween

[gavin @hellsupermarket]

in the final season of mad men they start teasing 70s stuff like cocaine and second wave feminism like they’re marvel characters that will appear in the next movie

[LVDOVICVS MARIA SFORZA @sephardi_genius]

The Sinosphere has such an interesting tradition of naming things.

[greg @gurreggg]

It’s like not a difficult thing to do no shade

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

this can be rephrased in a gentler way by saying “if you go outside you realise people come in many many many varying shapes and sizes and the differences between trans and cis people are way smaller than people who don’t go outside think”

[monika full stop @leszy_]

@enya_farina @janhopi That’s because it’s a considerably worse rewrite of the actual quote from the book

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Problem: Too many mosquitoes

Ecologist: We could create shelters for bats, a natural predator of the mosquito!

Engineer: Me and the boys at Lockheed Martin devised an insect murder drone, it's totally impractical and could probably maim someone but hey we killed a moth with it