SL

A ship in the harbor is safe but that's not what a ship is for.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Kenyans have been left amazed after students from Zilomon Group of Schools in Murang'a demonstrated an impressive ability to recite the Constitution of Kenya.
Some have suggested that the kids should be invited in Statehouse to perform the recitation before the president.

[Muthoni Wa Muthomo @WanjuguGM]

May Sifuna NEVER go to the Obinna Show.

Amen!

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Jirani una kasumba za kikoloni. Kazi ya kuwaua vijana ndiyo amefanya kwa umakinifu. Salimia wanatanga waambie Wenitamu(muhula mmoja)

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Disdain things you cannot have; ignoring them is the best revenge.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Pedri on Messi-Lamine comparisons: “For me, Lamine shouldn't be compared to anyone because comparing him to Leo Messi is complicated…

…comparing yourself to the best player in history is complicated”.

[Mohamed Almutawakkil @Almutawakkil_YE]

France's future is being decided now.

[Hakuna yengs hapa @ImbayiK]

Tulisema tunamueka ikulu na tunarudi opposition. That is our very work we have accepted it pls.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.

[Adrian Oluoch, LL.B @AdrianOluoch]

Leo tumekua mashinani pale Ol Kalou, tulisneak kwa makanisa mingi lakini hii ya mwisho tukapata wako na Fundraising. Ilibidi tuwakumbushe sisi ni vijana wadogo na tumesota kwa sababu ya Kasongo. Ju mkono mtupu haulambwi, tuliacha elfu tano. Mungu abariki vijana wadogo wa Sifuna.

[HurzelersHat🧢 @HurzelersHat]

Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line

[We're led by Cows @Andiegoooooo]

In the Edwin Sifuna camp we don't condone such reckless statements, there is a reason we have set the foundations of our presidential campaign on constitutionalism and adherence to the rule of law

[𝔻𝕣. 𝔾𝕠𝕕𝕨𝕚𝕟 @Intel__bloom]

Luckily najuana na one of the guys who was paying people to attend Ruto's Eldoret Rally. Kwa hii Ksh. 1,400 alinifinyia naingia Drips Lounge CBD.

Ksh. 300 ni ya Pork, Ksh. 600 nakunywa nayo Cherargei, Ksh. 300 naenda nayo Afyacare Sauna Kimumu kesho alafu Ksh. 200 itabaki naiweka vizuri. Hiyo nitapea Sifuna akikuja Eldoret.

Wantam!!

[Mateacore @Mateacore]

Ukipigia mum simu akishareceive lazima unangoja kwanza kitu kama 1 min amalize kuongea na watu kwa background ndio sasa unaskia 'hallo, unaniskia..ee?'😂

[Jeffers @dallabillya]

Let's not get it twisted, after his loss in 2027, Ruto will not be allowed to retire peacefully. We will jail him. He has to pay for his atrocities in bringing a whole nation to a standstill.

Dig it!

[SL @leteipah_]

Ni ukweli Brayo Nairobi biker amekufa?

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

15-year-old winger Lamine Yamal is in the squad for #BarçaAtleti! Congratulations! 🤩

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Boiz, ulimanage?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ulimanage ?

[Iveta Lemo @IvetaLemo]

@TheODMparty @edwinsifuna Sifuna for President.