Klondike

Very handsy when drunk

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Not to be gay but me and my girlfriend both have mullets

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@rachel_lately Racking my brain thinking of who this might be

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@RNSuperHero Referring to a fever as “a temperature”

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@greggeyer @crazyclipsonly Sleeps in a twin bed…

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@deborahjanekerr @caitiedelaney Susan Sarandon my mom

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@PicturesFoIder Girl what are you even recording?

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@brandyj9fanning @VisionaryVoid @Morbidful Well she’s still blind

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@PicturesFoIder My brother saying you should weigh yourself before a shower so the water you absorbed during the shower doesn’t add weight….

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@Kyla_Lacey My first name is Letha but I go by middle name, my dads first name is Alva and my brothers name is Marcus 😄

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@RoxyTall Never mind the inside of the fridge being made of plastic… surely the outside as well

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@krassenstein What relevance does their opinion on him actually have? This isn’t a custody battle or some benign judicial issue, he is a rapist. Doesn’t matter what else he did in life or what kind of friend he was.

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@cfree94 William Dafoe apparently

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@DavidGBurbach @emilykmay True true. And likewise someone may appear healthy and that not be the case. Best to not assume either way. Thanks for the pleasant discourse.

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@iAmTerrace @DailyLoud @barstoolsports Every friend group needs one. She said oh no, you’re not doing that to my fucking friend

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Real talk. It’s a bad time to need care in a hospital.

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

DM from a cardiac ICU nurse:

"We had to block critical care beds that could serve patients experiencing a heart attack all because we couldn't find nurses to staff them. No one seems to care about the dangerous shortage of nurses except those of us working in the system. It's scary because things are only getting worse."

Read it again.

They have lots of well-equipped empty beds but no nurses. Properly furnished "state-of-the-art" (in Doug Ford's voice), hospitals without nurses are useless. #onpoli

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@notcapnamerica Lolllll don’t you dare make two sandwiches at once, my sandwich deserves 1 on 1 time

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@Swing_N_Amiss Maybe he is trying to keep the vagrants out of the hall 😃

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@Swing_N_Amiss You don’t have a key?