Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham

Survivor/Law School Grad/Anti-MLM/Animal Lover/Reader/Audiophile/Sports Fan. Proud Wife and Bonus Mom.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

I don’t normally tweet about the kiddo, but I’m so damn proud of her and her band I want to shout from the rooftops. Fourth place at the Kentucky State Marching Band Finals, best finish the school has had in 20 YEARS! #ProudBandParent #ShesASecondGenerationBandNerd

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

Hey @netflix.

If you’re going to obtain streaming rights for a product, MAKE SURE THE DAMN STREAM ACTUALLY WORKS.

We subscribed to Netflix to watch @WWE. After our experience of it freezing and error codes on THREE SEPARATE DEVICES, we have canceled.

Figure your shit out.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@MissBeck12 @punishedmother Congratulations on your win at Miss Fuckwit 2024.

• TrUmP 2024 🙄
• Parents can be assholes who did the legal minimum. Shared DNA doesn’t mean shit.
• Relationships should NEVER be predicated on political bullshit.
• “Those two people” aren’t entitled to a damn thing.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

Space Karen is at it again. I would think the vast majority of users who block people to BLOCK THEM ENTIRELY.

If I block someone, I don’t want to interact OR continue seeing posts from the headass. Unless they have amoebic dysentery. That would be an exception to the rule.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh he’s about to ruin everything

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

My thoughts on last night’s debate. #TrumpForPrison #KamalaBringingDownTheDon #HowTheFuckDoYouVoteForTheNeonNitwit

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

Berry juice, unnamed “premium” vodka, sour, and gummy worms. For $31.

Fuck that. We got Beetlejuice Cocktails at home.

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

I bought the AMC BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE themed drink. It cost $31 dollars…

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

Apparently the AMC Beetlejuice drink was $31. What in the actual fuck?!

But I lost my shit at this reply. 💀💀💀

[Kcin. @Kcin_Point]

@JimJarmuschHair If you drink three of them, Beetlejuice appears and repossesses your car.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

It’s just about the only thing this hellsite is good for since Space Karen bought it.

[DAPPER DON DHARSHI • K A M I L • @SoloFlow786]

@monthlyemail Everyone coming to twitter to see if Reddit is down

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@jk_rowling Someone who was once an absolutely beloved figure in my life has turned into nothing more than TERF Trash and that is incredibly sad.

“Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home - unless you’re transgender. In that case, fuck off.” - JK Rowling, probably.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

Yeahhhhh…I ain’t taking parenting advice from Mike Seaver ranting and looking like a strung out assclown.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Actor Kirk Cameron says if you send your kids to public schools, they'll come back as "little Marxists, little statists, little atheists, drag queens, strippers, drug dealers... you name it."

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@freganmitts

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

My Legal Writing professor would have died on the spot if I actually wrote this and submitted it.

Too bad this Hellsite isn’t capable of dropping dead over Space Karen confusing nonsense for deep thoughts.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Timely truth is immensely important for the collective consciousness to function well

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

I support Trump.

Being yeeted into a prison cell.

He should enjoy it there. He’ll be around his own kind and the orange jumpsuit will match his orange skin.

[4Yourinformation411 @4Yourinformati3]

Trump said, “The VAST majority of the Country supports him.”

Do you support Trump?

Yes or No

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@Ashy_slashee

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

What in the actual good goddamn fuck?!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Describe this Trump Supporter in one word.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@hashjenni I have what I consider two and a half jobs. One and a half of them are fantastic.

The other one requires me to give up my weekends. And after I was hired they completely changed the hours of the shift and it forced me to give up a large part of my faith.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@livingdeadjuul Extremely abusive (in multiple ways) relationship and my ex also managed to isolate me from everyone else so I couldn’t escape. And when I finally had the strength to leave I was staring at the business side of a gun. In my face. In BROAD DAYLIGHT IN PUBLIC.

Therapy’s been fun.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

@engelsein13 Oh, Sarah. I’m heartbroken for you and @BravesGasm. Murphy couldn’t have asked for better human parents - you showed so much love and care for that baby and I’m certain that was known and y’all received so much love in return.

Sending y’all so many hugs.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

That’s a negative.

[NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news @nodqdotcom]

If Vince McMahon started a new wrestling company, would you watch?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I just gave this man $100 bucks. You never know.

[Pippa Cordelia Vanlandingham @lethaleffects]

THIS. A vote for Trump is a vote for a felon who will make a way to eliminate elections if he wins. He has LITERALLY said as much. A Trump victory will ANNIHILATE Democracy in the United States.

[myGene 🧬 𝞹 @mygene]

Don't be fooled by the greedy and the uninformed, here is what happens if Trump is elected:

1. Lower Taxes for big corporates and billionaires
2. Less regulation
3. Weakened Environmental Protections
4. Reduced Healthcare Access
5. Restrictions on Women's Reproductive Rights
6. Reduced Education and Public Services Funding
7. Reduced Labor Rights and Job Security
8. Increased Housing and Living Costs
9. Strained International Alliances
10. Greater Instability in Europe and Middle East
11. Potential Chinese Invasion of Taiwan

The very wealthy will disproportionately benefit, widening the gap with the increasingly burdened middle class.

And the same circus of nepotism, corruption and unstable administration appointees that are fired at a whim.