Austin

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

@AdamBreik @LisaDemuthMN Fuck off. In a world where the supreme court says racial profiling is legal, this rhetoric is so lazy and driven by hate. We all saw how indiscriminate ICE was in arrests. You don't have to be an "illegal" for staying at home to be a rational choice to protect your family.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

@isaiah_bb HARRY FONES

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

@mirkel Do you see her genius on display in pulling the CECOT story? It looks like she’s barely trying to justify it. Seems pretty bad to me.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

@FSO2116 Fuck you.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

IDF says it deliberately struck a photojournalist whose work was used by a range of Western media on October 7. His specific crime, according to the IDF: "Asilh documented and uploaded footage of looting, arson and murder to social media."

[g a b y @gabydvj]

the ACLU just released video of ICE arresting Mahmoud Khalil, taken by his pregnant wife. note the plainclothes officers

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

I can almost sympathize with a character this pathetic. Bongino got a seat at the table, but has nothing to say. Now he’s too nervous to even deliver his trusted “trigger the libs” routine. Stage fright sucks and now everyone knows he’s an imposter. Poor guy’s a fuckin’ loser.

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is March 2nd, and Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

@georgejohnson @Variety lol you got so worked up that you couldn’t just scroll past and instead had to stop and comment. Seems like you care a lot.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

Melancholia (2011) dir. by Lars Von Trier

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

New Asteroid Tops NASA's Impact Risk Chart, 1.2% Chance of 2032 Collision https://t.co/s7ODxe0Pwg

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

One of my symptoms is Mets blindness and it keeps me from remembering who plays for the New York Mets

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

One thing I’ve really learned over the past year is that modernity is not inherently progressive in that it sucks. I would give up any piece of technology and a longer lifespan for the ability to just do a bit of socially necessary communal work each day and then chill.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

Going full conspiracy: Jalen Brunson’s foot injury is fake. Pulling him out is the makeup call for game one, and his miraculous return makes for a better media narrative.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

I love a dish soap that can tackle both grease and grime.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

Lost in thought staring at my He Hate Me jersey. Am I the he or the me?

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

Monday - Thursday: get up early, go to bed early
Friday: get up early, go to bed late
Saturday: get up late AND go to bed late
Sunday: get up late, go to bed early

No wonder Saturday is such a beloved day of the week

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

I think my problem with Scooby-Doo are the Scooby Snacks. Dogs don’t eat snacks, they eat treats.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

Jacked like Reacher

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

Finally figured out my problem with egg nog: it tastes like what Pepto Bismol looks like.

[Austin @lethalweapontoo]

If someone ever kidnapped my wife and put a bomb in my head I’d do this too.