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Meeting planner who prides herself on random acts of thinking. Some impulsive, some grumbly, some observant, som...squirrel.

[LM @letiami]

It seems Camilla has been at it again…

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Prince Harry and his wife Meghan were involved in a “near catastrophic" car chase with paparazzi in New York, spokesperson says.

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@DCPoliceDept You have the wrong press statement on that. It references a homicide in a completely different part of town.

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Beware white womens tears, they will one day be deployed against you and who will back you up then.

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Everyone said I was wrong in thinking my brother was I inviting us, but I was right. I have known him for 40 years, I know him.

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My parents wanting to buy my affection is great now that I am unemployed!!

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This girl showing off my house as if she had a hand in decorating it. Me and wifey truly collaborated in designing this space, not her and her non participatory ass.

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Pls don’t sing when you don’t know the lyrics less then 75%. It just makes you sound like a drunk sorority girl and at 70 not a good look.

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There is a reason why y’all ain’t professional singers

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The kid is only disrespectful to me. Not to my wife or to Mimi. Just me and no one says anything to her about it or more likely no one case bc it was me.

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Now that aunt Missy is gone, nobody is going to ask me anything or let me finish a sentence, esp my punk ass kid, who hears me speak and speaks over me and everyone listens to her and didn’t even pay attention to me.

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The only reason she likes wifey’s family is because they buy her stuff. She has no use for ppl outside of what they can provide.

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So, it seems like all this time blaming my cat for any misdeed was wrong bc the other cat has been disgusting, ie 💩 in the corner and destroying the blinds in the basement with her, while mine has been fine in the office.

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I really, really, really hope that cruise lines require the vaccine to board. Makes it that much easier to not have the anti-vaxxer/Christ/monitor on vacation. She doesn’t deserve Disney

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I love TV as an art, good and bad tropes included. My most hated though is the kid sneaking in and taking video and getting the heroes in trouble. Most infuriating along with kill your gays.

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I don’t care about you or the scrub you talking to. ESP if you can’t be bothered to listen.

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@nbcwashington Alleluia not Hallelujah.

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Professional sports have players wives, do churches have choir widows? #easter #realquestions #church

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Vampire Jesus, bring the 🧄 matzoh.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

I...have had a much different experience of DC?

[LM @letiami]

I don’t need her back talk or snide comments. I just want her out. Also, just bc you outside don’t mean I can’t hear you?