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i know i'm not funny but i'm having a good time

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@Instacart now and then. i’m the one on the right! what snack should i eat?

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there’s so many good tweets that i still haven’t liked

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@rainbowlesions that’s almost my name

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podcasts with aussie accents need to come with a warning

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i feel depression looming... i'll know it's here when i start rewatching mad men

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"watch out, that tesla might think we're garbage bags"

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imagine being the copywriter on the "pay $700 or we'll destroy your frozen eggs" email series

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wasted years wondering if i should get an air fryer

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ngl i'd be devastated if the only kid i had was a cis straight son

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sad that eating may not be the answer to every physical or mental feeling that comes up

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@depthsofwiki @lydiastory

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i like to reverse catfish my professional photos so companies don't think i'm too hot 😌

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"i don't need to do standup bc i dont need others to validate my brilliance" - pretentious thought i just had

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i'd feel a lot more relaxed if we just went into zoom meetings like we went in/out of rooms without the hi/byes

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ty jan/feb birthdays for giving us something to live for during the worst time of the year

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win: i successfully used the word "ethos" in an interview
loss: i accidentally screenshared my whole personal calendar

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i am staying true to myself and what feels good. i am liking every cat picture on my feed

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"they supported me through a lot of weird times, pioneered the industry, but made my skin break out"

- my annual review of my manager, which i don't have, so i wrote it about digiorno pizza

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🎶 i don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you properly disposed of the body

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i like how we said "see you next year" at work like it's a given that i'll ever beam back in again