Mr. Stevens Quotes

"Vocal Music Educator" and other unfortunate sentences found here.

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"Who is the dumbest kid in the school, and how do we prove it."

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"You should pioneer the 'sun milk', Toby."

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"ATC, that one's for dyslexic people."

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"You can take the boy out of macho but not the macho out of the boy"

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Toby: "I'll miss you bud."
Stevens: "I'll miss you too."

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"And then they beat up the kid. NEVER SHOW WEAKNESS!"

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"I don't want any of the joy, that stuff is made of asbestos, we're all gonna die!"

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"Soloists need to diva out, get it girls."

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"We don't wanna kill anyone in the choir.... well..."

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"Welcome brack."

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“Is Santa on ozempic??”

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“Can we go to the part where the Sopranos devour each other?”

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"If I saw Toby at my bird feeder you know what I would do? …I would burn the whole place down."

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“The only German I know is from WW2 movies where hitler is yelling… German exchange students hate me.”

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"As you all know, I am a god. I am not bothered by Mortal illnesses."

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"Whoever runs the Stevens Quotes page... we need to talk."

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"I am immune to 6 - 7."

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“Whoever runs the Mr. Stevens quote page, NONE of that stuff I said about my family.”

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"Hear me out... Giant inflatable Titanic slide. You get to slide to your death!"

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Mandy: "Where's Ryan?"
Stevens: "He got raptured."