wait hucklerobby grindr au where they match on the app a few days after robby leaves for his sabbatical and obviously they’re both using fake names. they chat until it progresses to exchanging numbers and to dennis’ surprise he already has this man’s number, saved under dr. robby
so i slept with a professor at a different college maybe 30 years my senior and he said “college boys can’t get you off like this?” and it remains like one of the single-handedly hottest things someone has ever said to me so thank you mister professor for fueling my fanfic
There’s a hot young guy in my office who has a very obvious crush on me, it’s so cute how visibly excited he gets when he sees me and how often he tries to get my attention. Kinda like an office puppy
I won’t fuck him (not worth HR) but maybe I’ll “accidentally” flash him a bit