monke

all tweets are my own ~

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

No data center on Earth is worth the bees, water, and trees.

[monke @letsParthy]

went to India Rosa and had the most mid Indian food. why didn’t anyone warn me 😭

[scar @imfat]

People will flex 60+ hour work weeks like it’s a badge of honor

brother you’re a slave

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[monke @letsParthy]

not mentally or emotionally ready for work again tomorrow

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

8AM before 7AM on
your work your day off

[Softboy @softboywin]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Zohran Mamdani is proof that politicians could get a lot of shit done if they actually cared about people

[monke @letsParthy]

isn’t the hantavirus just a modern day plague caused by rats?

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[monke @letsParthy]

what if i start a new job and they don’t use MacBooks

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude