Lesli

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[: @_dxllz7]

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When ur social battery is dead but u see the biggest yapper approaching u

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*

Me (shy): “This is perfect”

[Stephanie @Lonelywarrior3]

Tom Holland y Zendaya son de mi edad y ya están casados.

Mientras yo aquí: esperando el especial de aniversario de Hannah Montana por sus 20 años.

[: @_dxllz7]

“Tell everyone your name and three fun things about you”

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer

[• @yducknow]

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides>>>>>>>>>>>

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

my parents at 25: we bought a house

me at 25: HANNAH MONTANA IS BACK

[jude @wishfu1l]

a shame cause i would’ve sat through 6 more seasons of this satanic friend group terrorizing each other and me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me all day: me when it's bed time:

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Does this look like a criminal to you? He’s FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. His name is LIAM RAMOS. He is here LEGALLY, as is his dad. He lives in Minnesota. He’s been kidnapped and imprisoned in a concentration camp in TEXAS.
I have never had such rage in my heart and I don’t know what to do. Humans are the evilest, most dangerous, most despicable animals on the planet. I am literally ashamed to be one. ~Jane Wiedlin

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

me on someone me on my birthday
else's birthday

[harb @harbizard]

the best advice i’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey