Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕

Formerly “that guy on TV.” | Opinions=my own | Retweets ≠ endorsement

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@YouTube why is you down and not loading?

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@pepsi I love Pepsi

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@SebMcKinnon Contact the respective national teams that used your song or contact a lawyer to find out for you. Those are the best ways to find out if they needed to clear it with you.

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Someone made a 2025 College Football season montage to One Shining Moment and it’s amazing 😭

[Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. @RealBrittBaker]

This Stranger Things psychosis needs to be studied.

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

CM Punk on the ending of #StrangerThings 👀

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@STonBroadway That doesn’t help us now and definitely doesn’t help us if we aren’t near where the play shows

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

THE POP-TARTS WENT WILD AT THE POP-TARTS BOWL 🤪

[Cosmo Cougar @cosmo_cougar]

pop-tart got moves 😮‍💨

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

Only a few will survive by sundown, and they are content with this fact.

Godspeed, Pop-Tarts.

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@rodger Should be hunted down, cut in half and cooked on a skillet for punishment 🍳

[Simon Carroll @NFLDraftSi]

WANTED. EATEN OR INTACT.

Have you seen this Pop Tart? Last seen evading sacrifice and escaping custody with a daredevil jump off a toaster. Goes by the name of 'Slammin Strawberry'. Caution; looks pretty jacked.

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Texans have an intentional food safety blind spot when it comes to tamales.

We would never buy a hamburger out of a trunk of a car.
No back of a bike chicken.
Or soup from a backpack.
Or anything else cooked by a stranger with no explanation.

But tamales?
All suspicion disappears.

A cooler shows up. No signage. No credentials. No origin story.
We don’t ask questions. We ask how many dozen.

This isn’t an accident. It’s a choice.

Everyone has a tamale person.
A lady from church.
A guy in a parking lot.
A coworker’s aunt selling out of her trunk.

Even with H-E-B and legit online ordering, we still trust the cooler more than the store. We'd get into a fistfight over how good the tamale hookup we have is.

It’s December, peak tamale season.

I had a guy show up at my house several weeks ago while I was home sick. I checked my Ring camera and all I saw was a short Mexican guy with a slide-top Igloo cooler.

I knew exactly what he was there for.

I said hello on the intercom. Told him I was sick. He asked if I wanted any tamales.

I was devastated, I had to say no. I didn't want to give him the flu. But I was adamant he come back next time he was selling.

Will I ever see him again? Maybe. Maybe not.

Do I know where he gets them? Absolutely not.

Will I buy some if he ever comes back? You betcha.

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@Kristenmary20 @ASUFootball It’s just the website being lazy. They’ll update it when the teams are officially announced.

[Cara Buono @CaraBuono]

I trained for this moment by opening jars no one else in the house could open.

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@SamGuzmanTV All Scotty cares about is his upcoming performance in TNA Wrestling.

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@Blosept1 It’s photo I took during @U2 concert where image of Bono was projected onto a curtain and it looked like he was holding life size The Edge.

[Leonard Martinez 😐 🍕 @letsboltlm]

@ScholarshipfPhd Hi 👋🏼

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

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