Erika Vahst

Stoolie 🍻

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If you thought fly overs couldn’t look any cooler, think again

[Laura 🌟 @Lcnvart]

When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨

Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet

[RB @rahmbarr]

One thing with me I’m going to make a list in my notes app

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

🐻 the fuck ⬇️!

[Erika Vahst @letsgetfood]

@peoples_gambler He got the jersey shore special spray tan

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

BRING BACK 22 EPISODES PER SEASON, WITH A HALLOWEEN, THANKSGIVING, & CHRISTMAS EPISODE SPECIAL. Thank you.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me: “I can’t wait to wear some fall fits”

also me in the fall:

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

Chicago people love to be like I live in Chicago

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[Unique Sullivan 🌸 @_CuppCakess_]

The fact Walmart never reverted backed to 24hrs bothers me till this day

[Justin Steele @J_Steele21]

Be right back. Crying.

Cubs fans are the absolute best

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream