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fat, femme, fucking stupid, fan account

[Wokebatman @batmanwhoiswoke]

Joker has released estrogen into Gotham city’s war supply and I’m lowkey not going to do anything about it

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i was trying to fuck hunter even when he was smoking crack

[Zion @zionszzn]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Israel has kidnapped the sister of the president of Ireland.

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

It’s looking like Pain is Cold Water is not gonna be on the official Great Divide tracklist guys

[m @bigllittlelies]

feels like a fever dream

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zara Larsson defends her story saying she loves criminals while condemning ICE:

“People in my DM are like "aahhhh criminals?!?!?!?" Girl YES, heavy on that 😛😛 shit, the reason why my sweet, loving, kind, caring, compassionate, smart, generous, talented, thoughtful man can't come to the US - AT ALL - to visit me ever since we got together almost 6 years ago is because he has a criminal record. Guess for what! Weed! Hahahahaha like?? Who gives a fucking fuck?!? Actually, correction! He USED to have a record. It's been so long since he smoked that spliff that it's officially gone from his name and yet he still can't get in. We spend months and months apart every year because of a little spliff over 6 years ago. I'm not saying it should be legal... wait... yes I am - but that's another conversation. I'm just saying there's thousands and thousands of people who go to jail and prison over none violent crimes like drugs, mostly black and brown people because of Ronald Reagan being racist in the 80s and fucking up communities. Idk about yall but l'd rather have someone smoking crack on my couch than a fucking ICE agent ewwwwwwwww. They're criminals too. Killing, kidnapping, violent, hateful ones.”

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

Cancel your World Cup tickets, cancel your travel plans to the US. Embargo the fuck out of us. Sanction our athletes, our businesses. Do whatever you gotta do, world.

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

Back to work 2026... Things I forgot after the holidays:

1- Laptop password
2- Where I saved the final_final_v7 deck
3- What the project is actually about
4- What I promised your manager and client before the break
5- How to find motivation to wake up in the morning

[dr. true stoner PHD @TEHOHD70]

Imagine Tammy Thompson is lezzing out in Nashville with a country music starlet rn she just thought Robin was annoying as fuck

[izzy @01NCUBUS]

you’ll be watching stranger things thinking “damn this show is a lot dumber than i remember” then gaten matarazzo and joe keery will have a scene together and it’ll be the best piece of television youve ever witnessed

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Cocaine Barbie

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

Six figures used to mean comfort.

Now $100,000 a year means paycheck to paycheck with better furniture.

That is not prosperity.

[tyrant ☆▷ @LeeLovesBey]

forever in the history books.

[caz 🩺 @franksaorta]

st5 spoilers

EDDIE IS ALIVE AND HIM AND STEVE ARE DRY HUMPING???